Dean Can Impala Me Anytime

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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Remember these dates. #StudentLoans

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ALSO SINCE I HAVEN’T SEEN IT IN OTHER POSTS: the current Public Service Loan Forgiveness program waiver is still going but must be applied for by Oct 31, 2022. If you worked for a qualifying employer for any amount of time but did not successfully navigate the labyrinthine bureaucracy that has previously characterized the PSLF program, YOU CAN APPLY NOW AND GET PSLF CREDIT FOR PAYMENTS YOU MADE THAT WOULD HAVE QUALIFIED IF YOU’D BEEN ENROLLED. But you gotta do it by the end of October!

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You only need to know one thing: meow.

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[Video transcript:

(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)

So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.

Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.

So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)

Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.

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elamarth-calmagol:
“elodieunderglass:
“ pervocracy:
“ allthingslinguistic:
“The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.)
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Pronouncing each of...
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The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.) 

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Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

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haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT

elamarth-calmagol

Very helpful actually

what calms my anxiety is shit like this I love it